Quote on holding cards

‎"It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important how well you play with 

 the cards which you hold"

Quotes on life

When you have Money in Hand, you forget who you are... 


but when you do not have money in hand, 


the whole world forgets who you are. 


This is Life !!!!

Quote on essentials of happiness

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are :


something to do, 


something to love and 

something to hope for.

Shaayari

" Muddai lakh bura chahe to kya hota hai,wahi hota hai jo manzoor-e-khuda hota hai ."

Quote on love and love lost

" Its better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

Quote on character

Personality is what we are and what we do when everybody is watching.

Character is what we are and what we do when nobody is watching.

Joke

Three Sindhi friends decided to start a business. 


Vaswani said , I will invest in Rs 10 lakhs. Daswani said I will invest in Rs 5 lakhs while Mahtani said I can manage Rs 50,000/-.


Vaswani said since I m investing the most I will be the President of the company and the CEO, Daswani u can be the Vice President and the CFO, while u Mahtani will be our sexual adviser.

Mahtani asked (surprised) why a sexual adviser?....


Vaswani retorted......
'When we need your fucking advice we will ask for it' !!!!

Funny Quote

In life you sometimes get to be a pigeon and sometimes the statue.

Joke : Whats new ?

Overheard two friends talking.
1st friend , 'So whats new?'
2nd friend, ' New?????? I am a history teacher !'

Joke : The Fat Lady

The waiter asked the fat lady , ' Ma'am, would you like your pizza to be cut n served in 8 pieces '?

Fat lady , ' Heavens, no! 4 would be just fine, I am on a diet !'

Dear Maths....

What is Ramayana upto these days ?

It is good that Ram gets some part of the land to settle down, because now, Sita is running a travel agency,Maruti is making cars,Laxman might retire after the series against Australia,Bharat is financing movies,Shatrughan has joined BJP,Raavan is already a commercial flop and there is peace in Lanka!

Cartoons

Understanding Flow Charts

Ramayana on Facebook

Important to have friends

Funny Kids !!!!!!

Shayari: Urdu

" Woh qatl  karte hain toh charchaa bhi nahin hoti....hum ne zara si aah bhari, aur hum ho gaye badnaam "

Average Dilli wale ka India map

Why are Indian students disliked abroad ?

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F*** the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.