Joke : How was I born ??

"Daddy, how was I born ?" 

"Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!" 

"Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. 

Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. 

We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. 

As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. 

Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. 

And that's the story."

Quote on holding cards

‎"It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important how well you play with 

 the cards which you hold"

Quotes on life

When you have Money in Hand, you forget who you are... 


but when you do not have money in hand, 


the whole world forgets who you are. 


This is Life !!!!

Quote on essentials of happiness

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are :


something to do, 


something to love and 

something to hope for.

Shaayari

" Muddai lakh bura chahe to kya hota hai,wahi hota hai jo manzoor-e-khuda hota hai ."

Quote on love and love lost

" Its better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

Quote on character

Personality is what we are and what we do when everybody is watching.

Character is what we are and what we do when nobody is watching.

Joke

Three Sindhi friends decided to start a business. 


Vaswani said , I will invest in Rs 10 lakhs. Daswani said I will invest in Rs 5 lakhs while Mahtani said I can manage Rs 50,000/-.


Vaswani said since I m investing the most I will be the President of the company and the CEO, Daswani u can be the Vice President and the CFO, while u Mahtani will be our sexual adviser.

Mahtani asked (surprised) why a sexual adviser?....


Vaswani retorted......
'When we need your fucking advice we will ask for it' !!!!

Funny Quote

In life you sometimes get to be a pigeon and sometimes the statue.