Quote: u judge yrself....

" You judge yourself by what you are capable of.  Others judge you by what you have already done."

A touching line: sea....

A line written by kid who lost his parents in the tsunami: " SEA ,  I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU EVEN IF YOUR WAVES TOUCH MY FEET A MILLION TIMES ".

Quote: personality....

Personality can open doors,but only character can keep them open - Elmer G. Letterman

Funny Quote: golden rule....

The Golden Rule : He who has the gold makes the rules.

Funny line: my wife says I never listen....

My Wife Says I Never Listen,... Or Something Like That...

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere....

Funny: brandy+water....

Brandy+water=bad for the kidney, Rum +water= bad for the liver,Whiskey+water=bad for the heart, Gin + water= bad for the brain.......So have it neat......

Funny (Marathi): Ayushyaat kadhi na kadhi...

Ayushyaat kadhi na kadhi aapan swatahaalaa kaahi mahatwaache prashna vichaarletch paahijet....aapan kon aahot, kothun aalo aahot, ........Kothey nighaalo aahot....aani tithey potchalyaavar tikadchey bar ughadey astil ka?

Funny Shayari :Usney jis jis jagah....

Usney jis jis jagah rakhe kadam, hamne woh zameen choom li.....aur bewafaa ghar aakar kehti hai,' KAAKU !!!!! TUMCHAA MULGA MAATI KHAATOI !!!!

Kavita (marathi): hasaaichya adhi mala.....

Hasaayachya aadhi mala jaraa saraav karaavaa laagto, manaavarchaa ghaav daabun dharaavaa laagto...........Mi manasokta radoon gheto gharaat kuni naslyaawar , mag sahaj hasaailaa jamta chaarchaughaat baslyaawar.....




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